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So I'm curious

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How the fuck do squirrels balance so well?
I see them doing ninja shit all the time, I don't even know.
There's gotta be some kind of gravitational polarity bending type shit in their tails or something.
I dunno.
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Aaaaaaand back!

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JesusTapDancingChrist.
So...
Yeah.
Sorry for the long absence.
PLZ EXCUSE MEH
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*kssh*
I vill be silent for a while... ಠ_ಠ A long while.
That is all.
*kssh*

On a serious note, real-life stuff.
I saw something a few days ago... I don't know if I should tell anyone or not... I promised her I had her back, but... Everyone has limits, and I don't want to betray her trust...
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Awesome Jess!

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As I type, I am sitting next to Jess, It's early in the morning, and we have not yet to give in to the tempting ways of sleep.
So. Say hi Jess! But mind the scissors.
I'm tired.......watching TV and my mind is wondering on what to type....wondering what everyone else in the world is doing right this second....... wonder what were going to do tomorrow.... I mean today because it is past midnight lol ha ha ha (looking serious) looking like i want to punch someone but that is what i use my twin sister for right we were stuck with each for 9 months plus we have to share everything together even the time of birth not even 30 seconds apart from each other........its ssssssooooo hot..........mother nature needs to get her hot flashes under control......sometime soon like NOW would be fine with me and everyone else on this world would.....I have been with Sammi since Tuesday.....it was fun......my ear hurts from swimming so much......This cat is driving me insane it sitting in between the computer and the keyboard.......I miss my dog......and my mommy.....I'm getting tired now lol what to do what to do its !:17 in the morning and i didn't go to sleep till one yesterday morning..... 
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:iconbigheartplz:
:iconhungryplz:

:iconbackplz:
Well, Jess. Quite the "hi" factor you have going there. :iconsnowwhiteplz:

UPDATE: I'm working on the interactive story :< I'll link you guys to it soon I PROMISE. (not that anyone cares :iconcryingplz: ) soo watch me for more life stories from cool people like JESS~ :heart: :heart: :heart:
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I'll be posting a link soon to an interactive story I'm writing on InkleWriter.com. But.
Tired.
:< Goodnight.
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